Report+Card+Parody

"Report Card" Parody
You know when you jus’ get your report card, And you have no GPA on it You just wanna take it back to Cauffman and say “throw my grade point average on it!”

ANNOYING! Students here up in the buildin’ (Throw my GPA on it) I just got my report card (Throw my GPA on it) I just got my report card (Throw my GPA on it)

Chorus: Ayyy Goin’ out, checkin’ mail, I just got my report card, Looked at it, no class rank Took it to the guidance office (Throw my GPA on it) I just got my report card (Throw my GPA on it) Just got my report card Ayyy (Throw my GPA on it[x2} throw my cumulative on it) Just got my report card (Throw my GPA on it) Took it to the guidance office (Throw my class rank on it)

Sittin’ here with my report card, It’s getting’ on my nerves, New report cards this year just don’t work. I’m talkin’ ‘bout my cumulative and my class rank. These things are not even here, it’s basically blank. I’m wondering long ‘bout why these are so bad, But I don’t know how I’m gonna stop being mad, I got my report card and I’m like, “what is this?” I took it to the guidance office and told them:

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I always get my grades but then I know my rank, A lot of teacher give me grades but they mean nothing It’s not official ‘til I get that report card in the mail But after I got this new report card That does not even look official, I get really ticked. Every time I get my grades I want to know my GPA. But not just the one from the marking period, you know? I want my cumulative Teachers, students, classes, listen: (The report cards are annoying) Chorus

I just got my report card [x4] Throw my GPA on it [x4] I see no GPA there on it, Or at least no cumulative, An no class rank! Man, what the heck is this? Throw my GPA on it! [x4]

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ANNOYING! You know when you jet get your report card And you’re like, “this doesn’t even work!” You’re like, “What the heck, I cant accept this anymore! What’s the problem? I’m gonna throw it out the door!”

Throw my GPA on that thing! Throw my class rank on that thing! ANNOYING! Back to Anna's Homepage